The Cubs and the White Sox share a city, but
they're not even in the same league. They never
played each other until Bud Selig pulled interleague
out of his ass in 1997 for the express purpose of
taunting the Minnesota Twins he so desperately
wanted to move to benefit his proxy team, the
Milwaukee Brewers, and even with interleague play,
the Cubs and Sox only play each other for 4 to 6
games a year. That's hardly a rivalry that affects
on-field performance. Well, the Cubs-Sox rivalry
really doesn't have much to do with the actual
baseball players, feud between Michael Barrett and
fellow pink fedora aficionado AJ Pierzynski
notwithstanding, but it has more to do with the
fans.
The Cubs and White Sox have both
sucked for the majority of their modern histories,
but even with shitty performance on both ends, it
was the Cubs who got the national media attention.
Both teams had both Jack Brickhouse and Harry Caray
broadcast them at different points, but which team
has immortalized "Hey Hey" and "Holy Cow" into their
lore? The Cubs. Both teams suffered long
championship droughts exceeding 85 years, but whose
drought got the sympathy of all sports fans? The
Cubs, to the point that few people outside of
Chicago gave a shit when the Sox broke their drought
in 2005. Ferris Bueller spent his day off at Wrigley
Field, not Comiskey Park. Hell, Wrigley Field was
featured prominently in the opening credits of every
single Perfect Strangers episode, endearing the Cubs
legacy as baseball's ambassador to the entire
country of Mypos! While Balki Bartokomous saw the
Friendly Confines' ivy covered brick walls and
scoreboard operated by slave labor as quintessential
Americana representing his desire to chase his
dreams, the White Sox were left to seeking pop
culture relevancy by putting short shorts on
muscular men with mullets, performing arson on disco
records, and pretending Michael Jordan could play
baseball. It's easy to say the White Sox have a
little brother complex, but the media's ignorance
towards them makes it hard to say there isn't
justification behind that complex. Hell, ESPN even
redacted the fact that the Sox won the world series
in 2005 such that the Cubs' 2016 victory would seem
even more impressive. However, not all media outlets
have ignored the White Sox.
South Siders
received a pleasant surprise when Sony revealed that
the cover of this year's edition of MLB: The Show
contained a couple of White Sox legends as on the
cover of their premiere video game. There was not
much objection to the inclusion of Ken Griffey Jr.
on the cover; after all, MLB: The Show 17 boasted a
so-called Retro Mode which served tribute to 16-bit
arcade baseball games of which Junior was a star of
on Nintendo systems, but many people were confused
as to why Junior was featured wearing a White Sox
cap. Ken Griffey Jr. only played half a season on
the South Side in 2008 when he was 38, continuing a
storied White Sox tradition of employing washed up
superstars of yore. Junior was the face of Major
League Baseball and its video game circuit in most
of the 1990s, and that historic run of dominance
came in a Seattle Mariners uniform. Everyone
remembers how incredible Junior was with the M's, so
it's understandable why so many people would be
thrown off seeing The Kid as he exists in their fond
memories be actively replaced with a version of The
Kid who was actually a middle aged man with a
prominent beer belly.
What's less
understandable is that few people seemed not to
notice the inclusion of White Sox legend Sammy Sosa
along side Ken Griffey Jr. on the game's cover.
Obviously the Playhouse has a very keen Dominican
Detection System, but you'd think someone would
notice Sammy's massive face in the background.
Especially since so many people took issue with
Griffey not appearing in his iconic Mariners cap,
one would expect that those same people would be
thrown off seeing Slammin' Sammy in a uniform other
that of the Cubs with whom he hit 545 of his 609
career home runs. Rest assured, Sony, we noticed
Sammy on the cover of MLB: The Show, and The
Playhouse is proud to speak for all White Sox fans
in thanking you for finally giving the Sox some
major media attention in the form of including White
Sox legends Sammy Sosa and Ken Griffey Jr on your
wonderful game. And With Sony reminding everyone of
Sammy and Junior's wonderful tenures on the South
Side, we don't see how Jerry Reinsdorf can withhold
retiring Sammy's iconic #25 and Junior's historic
#17 for any longer. #MakeItHappenJerry