2021 So Far: HELL YEAH!
June 9, 2021
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?
Eleven years, they've been keeping the Good Guys down, but finally, the Sox have
opened up a can of whoop-ass on the entire American League.
When the worst noise ya heard in Tony LaRussa gettin' his panties bunched up
over Mercedes downing a crushed Twinkie with a can of whoop-ass, Stone Cold
Steve Stone calls that the best damn White Sox in a long time.
When Eloy Jimenez won't even step in the diamond for another bunch of months and
we're still top-five in every stat with the bat, that's what Stone Cold Steve
Stone calls raisin' some some hell.
Our boys are the best
pitchers in the American League. I don't give a damn that Dallas Keuchel is a
waste of cash. Waste some more cash, give the beardy boy a pack of Stevewiser's,
and put it all on Stone Cold's cards because he would stink up turds all year
long and it won't matter. WHAT?
We got Lance Lynn tossin'
1.23. WHAT?
Carlos Rodon 1.98. WHAT?
Dylan Cease . WHAT?
Giolito striking out 90.
WHAT?
Ol' Stone Cold will step back on the mound himself
and give every one of them Cleveland whatever-they're-called's
a free base and a black eye for two innings, and Liam Hendricks and come right
out and give them the ol' stunner for seven while Abreu and Grandal sock some
dingers and run up the scoreboard, tell me then what LaRussa has to say to
Mercedes.
You can bet your bottom dollar that the Chicago White
Sox are gonna win the Central this year, and we'll win the pennant too, and
that's the bottom line BECAUSE STONE COLD STEVE STONE SAID SO! |
