Sammy Sosa's Playhouse

Sammy Sosa Pointing at Shit

Perhaps our favorite Sammy Sosa idosyncricy: him pointing at shit. He points at people, pictures of people, objects, cameras, and even thin air. Sammy points at this, Sammy points at that, Sammy even points at a schoolgirl's twat, although there's no photographic evidence of that last one.

Sammy points at so much shit that sometimes his finger gets tired, so he uses psychokenesis to force other people to point for him. Sometimes he makes disembodied arms appear from nowhere to point. Sometimes he uses another object, such as a baseball bat. Sammy Sosa loves pointing.