Sammy Sosa's Playhouse

The Playhouse Facebook - the original main outlet for Sammy Sosa's Playhouse.While this website is now the main medium, we will support the Facebook page continuously with content more suited to that medium; we will also repost this site's content over there.

Here's our Official Button, if you're into that sort of thing.

Contact the Playhouse via E-Mail- Do you want to tell us how great we are? Do you want to tell us how shit we are? Do you think we are actually associated with Sammy Sosa and would like to schedule an appearance at your son's Bar Mitzvah? In the past, you would have had to send a letter to The Playhouse itself, but thanks to Al Gore, you're now able to send electronic mail. The future is now! However, we ask Red Sox nation to please stop asking us to bleach David Ortiz's skin in his sleep.


Sammy Sosa's Pinterest - Mandatory observation for all Playhouse readers. Sammy Sosa has a Pinterest consisting of photos of him wearing a yellow sweater and striking poses in his penthouse. Each photo is captioned "Sammy Sosa. Yes, the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterst."

Sammy Sosa's Flickr - Sammy's Pinterst became somewhat underground-mainstream, but his Flickr is even better, despite its obscurity being a consequence of Sammy Sosa being the only person ever to use Flickr. It has every Pinterest picture in excessively high resolutions (ever wanted to count Sammy's stubble, here you can), and there's more pictures from the Yellow Sweater photoshoot where his poses are onky slightly different but were given a separate upload anyway. Every picture is captioned "Sammy Sosa", including pictures of people and objects that are not Sammy Sosa.

Sammy Sosa is Communist! - The contents of this awesome AngelFire site are not canon to Sammy Sosa's Playhouse, but it is a spiritual predecessor to The Playhouse in its combination of convoluted Sammy Sammy Sosa politicization content and its 90s web design, by virtue of literally being a 90s site, 

An Oral History of the 1998 Home Run Chase - this fantastic ClickHole content is absolutely canon to The Playhouse. We don't know how to describe it, but if the line "“Sammy Sosa, you are a peacock like me! The secret of your birth…is horrible! Your life…a hideous deception! And now…I die.” doesn't entice you to read it, we don't know what will.