Sammy Sosa's Playhouse

  Jay and Albert Talk New Friend Adley Rutschman    

Jay the Gibbon and Albert Belle - June 26, 2019 

Albert Belle: Hi, I guess. I'm Albert Belle, here for Sammy Sosa's Playhouse to interview the Orioles 1st overall draft pick, Rutschman. Congrats, Adley, how you doing?

Adley Rutschman: Thanks for having me, Albert. I'm super excited to join the Orioles organization. What's this little guy's name?

Albert: That's Jay the Gibbon. He holds this tablet for me since I'm in jail.

Adley: Oh, that's unfortunate. Sorry to hear that.

Albert: You sorry? Well, you got that $8 mill signing bonus. That'd cover my bail if you could.

Adley: Well, I don't know...

Albert: Man, you don't know? You don't fucking know? I'm Albert Belle, motherfucker! Without me you won't be making no damn millions!

Adley: I've never met you, I mean. I've never had this much money in my life and I kinda want to cover family expenses first. To be honest, I never really watched you play. A bit before my time.

Albert: Fuck you, ungrateful kid. Anyway, you're a catcher but you can hit. You open to moving to first base or outfield?

Adley: Catching is my passion and I hope Baltimore lets me stay at this position. From my conversation with scouts, the organization sounds committed to developing me as a catcher.

Albert: Good for you. That's a premium position not many dudes can hit in. You'll make plenty more money, then you can bail me out.

Adley: Seriously, Albert, I'm very sorry about you being in jail but there's nothing I can do about it. Right now I'm focusing on geting ready for A-ball.

Albert: NOTHING YOU CAN DO! Man, fuck you. Jay, turn this fucking thing off. This dude won't help me out.

Adley: Huh. I guess that's the end of the interview. Why couldn't I be a Met?